Who Am I?

Hi! I'm Kelsey, and I watch movies.

A lot.

As an author, storyteller, and movie fanatic, it felt right to talk about movies down to the last detail. I started with live videos on Facebook, which turned into little video reviews of each movie after I saw it.

But videos are only visible for so long, and what if you want to know about a movie from months or even YEARS ago? That's where this place comes in.

I want to share my thoughts on movies to help you find the movie to suit your needs.

Action? Comedy? Drama? Romance? Animation? Whatever it is you're looking for I want to help.*

I want every movie to succeed, and I want to find the good in every story. I only negatively critique a movie if it falls flat in more than one realm: story, acting, directing, setting, and feeling.

*No supernatural horror, gratuitous violence horror, or erotica

FAQ

What's with the feathers?
Everyone has their own unique spin on this world, and mine is feathers instead of stars. 
​As the CinemaSWAN, it felt cheeky and right to play a little with the usual standard.

​Okay...so what's with the swan?
I'm the Queen Swan - the creator of a thing called Swanitude. It's a movement to help everyone realize they are loved, beautiful, unique, and worthy of love. You can find out more about it here.

​Why do you exclude some movies from reviews?
Personal choice. I'm not paid for any of this, so I get to be a little picky.

Supernatural or paranormal horror - I believe in demons, possessions, and evil, so I have no desire to open the door of that into my life. Thank you, but I'll stick with my Jesus and my good dreams.

Gratuitous violence horror - I don't see the need to watch people die in horribly, bloody ways just for the sake of watching people die in horrible, bloody ways. There's rarely any plot to support these kinds of movies. I'd rather watch the good ol' slasher films like Scream, Psycho, or Halloween.

Erotica - This, to me, just feels like porn. There's too much of that in this world destroying families, marriages, and the mind for me to support it through payment, viewing, or critiquing.