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Toy Story 4: Real story - why?

6/21/2019

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Why?
Why did Pixar and Disney decide to bring back a franchise that touchingly ended years ago?

Easy.
Money.

This is one of those ugly monsters that creep around Hollywood - that Jurassic Park sized question.

"Your [producers] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

And no, Disney. You shouldn't have.

Toy Story 4 is a manipulative adventure back into the world of toys, continuing the tradition of making kids feel bad about inanimate objects that *don't* actually have feelings.
Most of my thoughts are in the video, but what didn't make it there is written here.

How did this movie make me feel?

Bad.
I felt a lot during Toy Story 4 - happy, sad, touched, angry.
But I never got over the fact that I shouldn't have had to feel these feelings.

That this movie was pointless.
Unnecessary.
Needless.

The Positives:
The art is beautiful. The CGI is fantastic. The story is strong. The emotion is there, and sometimes the humor is, too.
Duke Kaboom and Forky are worthwhile.

The Negatives:
That this movie exists at all? Why? Why even be here?
Bonnie - THIS LITTLE GIRL IS THE WORST. I can't forgive this movie or this awful little girl, and I definitely am not forgiving Disney.
Andy was going to take Woody to college. He would have kept Woody the rest of his life and passed him down to his children, just as his parents did before him. Woody would have been part of Andy's life FOREVER.
If it weren't for Bonnie.
This little brat was tender and sweet in Toy Story 3, loving her "Cowboy doll."
Too bad five minutes in to Toy Story 4 she's abandoned him, leaving him in the closet and TAKING HIS SHERIFF'S BADGE AWAY to give to Jessie.
She's the worst.
I actually, straight up, no joke HATE this little animated character. She is evil itself. She's also a brat.
I work with kids between ages 3-5 and none of them, unless poorly disciplined, are as whiny or bratty as she is.

Go home, Bonnie. You don't deserve any toys.

The Rating:
Cinematography: 4 feathers
Emotional Effect (and occasional manipulation): 4 feathers
Story: 4 feathers
Actual movie: 2 feathers. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

Final Verdict:
If you have small children (under 9), then go for it. They'll love it, but you might feel a bit used.
If you grew up on Toy Story like I did...run, don't walk, to get away from this movie.
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Detective Pikachu

5/14/2019

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As a child of the 90's, the word Pokemon has been a part of my vocabulary for decades.
Not only that, but Ryan Reynolds has been a part of every era of movies I've been watching. 
That meant I had to see Detective Pikachu, the new film combining these two things in one potentially adorable and action packed ride.
Twenty-one-year-old Tim finds out his father has died in a suspicious and fiery crash, and only a Pikachu partner can help solve the mystery.

How did this movie make me feel?
I'm not sure what I expected walking in - something funny, child-friendly, and heartwarming.  What I got was...close. I walked out of this movie glad I'd seen it, but I also forgot about it a few hours later.
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The Positives:
I wasn't a huge Pokemon fan - I had the Gameboy Blue game, but I never got into the cards. Because of this, I didn't know a lot of the names of the pokemon. This never seemed to be a problem, and I had a great time. 

The acting - Ryan Reynolds is always fantastic. There's something about his irreverent humor that goes well with everything. Even as a fluffy, CGI pikachu he's cracking jokes and adorable.  I have to admit that the pokemon were my favorite part of the film, not the humans. Justice Smith won me over eventually with his heart.

The story - Pokemon make things unique. The story isn't technically anything new - a parent dies, the child follows the clues to solve the mystery, all is not as it seems. I've been watching a lot of detective movies lately, so I had the ending pegged pretty early on, but there was still a twist or two I didn't see coming that made it fun. The ending was sweet and touching, and it tugged at all the heart strings.

I wasn't sure if this was for adults or for kids, but I will throw out that Pikachu says a few curse words and adult jokes, so if that makes you uncomfortable for your kids, don't go.
However, if you're comfortable, it's very bright and colorful - kids will love how fun it is.
There are also a few scary Pokemon, but unless you have a very sensitive kiddo, you should be fine.

The Negatives:
The acting - Lucy. Wow. I don't even know how to begin. I'm not sure if her character was just poorly written, if the director rushed a few of her earlier scenes, or what, but I was instantly antagonized by Lucy's character. She rubbed me the wrong way in all manners. She felt forced, silly, and shallow. I didn't see Tim's attraction to her, but I liked her psyduck.

The story - There were a few moments where the story lagged and my mind started to wander. I think they could have tightened it up as opposed to throwing in pointless scenes (and especially Lucy scenes) for the sake of scenes. However, this may go over better with true fans who love everything Pokemon.

The Rating:
2.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
If you love Pokemon, Ryan Reynolds, or silly fun, go see Detective Pikachu. If you're lukewarm on any of these things, wait for Netflix.
If you have kids, be aware that there's cursing and some adult humor coming from Pikachu. While the jokes will go over your kids' heads, the cursing likely won't. If you're sensitive to that, you've been warned.
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Missing Link is Worth Missing...

4/22/2019

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In many ways, stop-motion animation is a lost art. In the days of CGI and constantly advancing technology, not everyone has the time for the painstaking work of stop motion.

However, as brilliant and beautiful as this can be, it's not enough to take the time to film a stop motion animated movie if you aren't willing to also develop a strong story.

Enter Mr. Link - a Sasquatch from Washington who just wants to find where he belongs. Helped by the selfish, self-seeking Frost (Hugh Jackman) and widowed firecracker Adelina, Mr. Link travels all across the globe to solve the mystery of his own heart.

While the animation is truly beautiful, the sets stunning, and the stop motion a treat...that's where the positives of Missing Link end.

Boredom feels like an understatement for what the first two-thirds of this movie chalked up to be. I considered walking out, but decided against it, hoping the end would make up for its dismal beginning...and middle. 

While the final 20ish minutes were more heartwarming and interesting than all that preceded it, it wasn't enough to make up for the time wasted getting there.​
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In the end, I think Missing Link's biggest dilemma arrived in that it didn't know what it wanted to be. Stop motion animation isn't limited to children-only storytelling, as presented to us by Wes Anderson and others like him. However, in a movie that had only children's movies advertised in the trailers, Missing Link straddled the line between genres.

The physical comedy served the children in the audience, as did Mr. Link's innocence. However, the dialogue (almost every written joke) aimed for the adults. The end result was a clash of inappropriate or juvenile attempts at humor that almost always fell flat. I saw this film in a theater full of children, and rarely did any of us laugh.

Positives:
  • Stop motion animation
  • Talented voice cast (especially Emma Thompson)

Negatives:
  • Unclear genre 
  • Boring story line
  • Shallow plot
  • Unlikable lead characters
  • Inappropriate dialogue for age group

Rating:
1.5 feathers

Verdict:
If you're dying to see this movie - wait for free streaming.

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Consider this Dragon Trained

3/22/2019

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Confession: I love to see things end.

Truly, there's nothing more satisfying to me than knowing something has an ending (Sheldon-vibe from Big Bang Theory, anyone?)

I have anticipated the end of one of the best non-Disney animated trilogies for some time, especially because they trailered it to death.

What I got, however, wasn't what I expected.

How did this movie make me feel?
I felt on edge the whole movie, anticipating something worse than what I received. Yet, despite being a bit underwhelming in that area, this movie packed a punch for viewer emotions. It was heartwarming, sad, touching - you know, bittersweet.

Really, in the end, it was perfect.
Following Hiccup and Toothless on their journey is nothing short of special. They created two characters that are lovable, strong, vulnerable, and worthy of our time and attention. Seeing their story end had the little girl in front of me in tears - while her jerk little brother told her not to cry because it was only a movie.

You cry, sweet girl. Your emotions were mine. I cried, too.
There's nothing wrong with feeling the story.

The Positive:
There's so much to say for positivity in this movie
  • Coming of age story handled well
  • Romance treated sweetly, but also real (both for Hiccup and for Toothless)
  • Friendship at the core of the story, the strongest theme
  • Learning how to lead and stand up for what you believe, even when others don't agree
The messages in this movie, as well as the voice acting, the animation, and the fun are all amazing positives.

The story is well told. It isn't as strong as the second movie, but it's equally as strong as the first. While I was a bit disappointed in the unexpected safety net of the third movie after the tragic ending of the second, I loved that everything turned out okay with a happy ending. I didn't love feeling anxious for 3/4 of the movie.

The Negative:
Because the second movie had such a tragic theme, I expected the third to be even more gut-wrenching. I'd been led to believe by the director's words that I was in for loss. That's not what I received, and while I'm glad they kept the family friendly tone of the first movie, my expectations weren't met, which left a halting and less-than-perfect satisfaction.

The Rating:
3.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
See all three. This trilogy is strong narrative, and while the second may be the strongest, the third is the most delightful to watch.
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Legos - Watch Where You Step

2/8/2019

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Lego Movie 2 is here and it's a delight. Join Emmett and the gang as they're captured by an otherworldly alien, Queen Whatteverawannabe, and take on an amazing adventure. Plus - more real life humans!

How did this movie make me feel?
I laughed, and awwed, and smiled all the way through. It's a great movie for kids and also fun for adults. I love the "This Song's Gonna Get Stuck Inside Your Head" song. Really. It's peppy and fun like Everything is Awesome.

The Positives:
This is a fun, positive, clean movie that's great for kids. It has positive messages about getting along, learning from other people's differences, and not taking things at first impression. 
The Negatives:
Maybe not *quite* as unique as the first one, but still enjoyable. With a great soundtrack!

The Rating:
4 feathers

Final Verdict:
Go see Lego Movie 2. It's so great.
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