The Positives: The art is beautiful. The CGI is fantastic. The story is strong. The emotion is there, and sometimes the humor is, too. Duke Kaboom and Forky are worthwhile. The Negatives: That this movie exists at all? Why? Why even be here? Bonnie - THIS LITTLE GIRL IS THE WORST. I can't forgive this movie or this awful little girl, and I definitely am not forgiving Disney. Andy was going to take Woody to college. He would have kept Woody the rest of his life and passed him down to his children, just as his parents did before him. Woody would have been part of Andy's life FOREVER. If it weren't for Bonnie. This little brat was tender and sweet in Toy Story 3, loving her "Cowboy doll." Too bad five minutes in to Toy Story 4 she's abandoned him, leaving him in the closet and TAKING HIS SHERIFF'S BADGE AWAY to give to Jessie. She's the worst. I actually, straight up, no joke HATE this little animated character. She is evil itself. She's also a brat. I work with kids between ages 3-5 and none of them, unless poorly disciplined, are as whiny or bratty as she is. Go home, Bonnie. You don't deserve any toys. The Rating: Cinematography: 4 feathers Emotional Effect (and occasional manipulation): 4 feathers Story: 4 feathers Actual movie: 2 feathers. WHY DID YOU DO THIS? Final Verdict: If you have small children (under 9), then go for it. They'll love it, but you might feel a bit used. If you grew up on Toy Story like I did...run, don't walk, to get away from this movie.
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I wasn't a huge Pokemon fan - I had the Gameboy Blue game, but I never got into the cards. Because of this, I didn't know a lot of the names of the pokemon. This never seemed to be a problem, and I had a great time. The acting - Ryan Reynolds is always fantastic. There's something about his irreverent humor that goes well with everything. Even as a fluffy, CGI pikachu he's cracking jokes and adorable. I have to admit that the pokemon were my favorite part of the film, not the humans. Justice Smith won me over eventually with his heart. The story - Pokemon make things unique. The story isn't technically anything new - a parent dies, the child follows the clues to solve the mystery, all is not as it seems. I've been watching a lot of detective movies lately, so I had the ending pegged pretty early on, but there was still a twist or two I didn't see coming that made it fun. The ending was sweet and touching, and it tugged at all the heart strings. I wasn't sure if this was for adults or for kids, but I will throw out that Pikachu says a few curse words and adult jokes, so if that makes you uncomfortable for your kids, don't go. However, if you're comfortable, it's very bright and colorful - kids will love how fun it is. There are also a few scary Pokemon, but unless you have a very sensitive kiddo, you should be fine. The Negatives: The acting - Lucy. Wow. I don't even know how to begin. I'm not sure if her character was just poorly written, if the director rushed a few of her earlier scenes, or what, but I was instantly antagonized by Lucy's character. She rubbed me the wrong way in all manners. She felt forced, silly, and shallow. I didn't see Tim's attraction to her, but I liked her psyduck. The story - There were a few moments where the story lagged and my mind started to wander. I think they could have tightened it up as opposed to throwing in pointless scenes (and especially Lucy scenes) for the sake of scenes. However, this may go over better with true fans who love everything Pokemon. The Rating: 2.5 feathers Final Verdict: If you love Pokemon, Ryan Reynolds, or silly fun, go see Detective Pikachu. If you're lukewarm on any of these things, wait for Netflix. If you have kids, be aware that there's cursing and some adult humor coming from Pikachu. While the jokes will go over your kids' heads, the cursing likely won't. If you're sensitive to that, you've been warned.
In the end, I think Missing Link's biggest dilemma arrived in that it didn't know what it wanted to be. Stop motion animation isn't limited to children-only storytelling, as presented to us by Wes Anderson and others like him. However, in a movie that had only children's movies advertised in the trailers, Missing Link straddled the line between genres.
The physical comedy served the children in the audience, as did Mr. Link's innocence. However, the dialogue (almost every written joke) aimed for the adults. The end result was a clash of inappropriate or juvenile attempts at humor that almost always fell flat. I saw this film in a theater full of children, and rarely did any of us laugh. Positives:
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1.5 feathers Verdict: If you're dying to see this movie - wait for free streaming.
Following Hiccup and Toothless on their journey is nothing short of special. They created two characters that are lovable, strong, vulnerable, and worthy of our time and attention. Seeing their story end had the little girl in front of me in tears - while her jerk little brother told her not to cry because it was only a movie.
You cry, sweet girl. Your emotions were mine. I cried, too. There's nothing wrong with feeling the story. The Positive: There's so much to say for positivity in this movie
The story is well told. It isn't as strong as the second movie, but it's equally as strong as the first. While I was a bit disappointed in the unexpected safety net of the third movie after the tragic ending of the second, I loved that everything turned out okay with a happy ending. I didn't love feeling anxious for 3/4 of the movie. The Negative: Because the second movie had such a tragic theme, I expected the third to be even more gut-wrenching. I'd been led to believe by the director's words that I was in for loss. That's not what I received, and while I'm glad they kept the family friendly tone of the first movie, my expectations weren't met, which left a halting and less-than-perfect satisfaction. The Rating: 3.5 feathers Final Verdict: See all three. This trilogy is strong narrative, and while the second may be the strongest, the third is the most delightful to watch.
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Maybe not *quite* as unique as the first one, but still enjoyable. With a great soundtrack! The Rating: 4 feathers Final Verdict: Go see Lego Movie 2. It's so great. |
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