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MIB International Continues the Summer Fun

6/16/2019

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The critics have been harsh on sequels of late, and there are days when I agree with them.

Today is not that day.

Men In Black International is the 4th installment of the MIB franchise - not a reboot, as much as Rotten Tomatoes would like you to think it is. This movie continues on from what we all know and love about our Earth-defending, alien-battling brothers and sisters in black. You'll see characters like Agent O (Emma Thompson) back from MIB:III, Frank the Pug (so cute), and a reference to Agents K and J's take down of the bug from space.

MIB International isn't anything new, per se, but it's exactly what it aims to be - fun, funny, and doesn't take itself too seriously.

If you can walk into this movie knowing its only purpose is to entertain you, you will indeed be entertained.

How did this movie make me feel?
I enjoyed it. Grinned, laughed, and tried to figure out the twists. 

The Positives:
The repairing of Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson is fantastic. These two have a great working chemistry, and
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the flip from how we know them (Thompson as Valkyrie, Hemsworth as Thor), giving Hemsworth the seniority, experience, and more troubled past than Thompson is a new dynamic for them. Thompson is a strong lead as Agent M, a woman who is top of her class brilliant, but convinced the MIB exists, which keeps her from landing in the government job she seeks. Hemsworth, who we all know and love when it comes to his comedic side, plays Agent H - once the hero of the universe, now somewhat of a joke. 

There are plenty of little tricks to keep you intrigued, as well as in-jokes and new jokes. The graphics are great, and Kumail Nanjiani's "Pawny" is a delight.

The Negatives:
If you're expecting Shakespeare, Will Smith, or something you've never seen before...why are you even planning to see this movie? 
The one downside, in my opinion, is how predictable the movie ended up being. I kept waiting for a final twist, but a final twist did not come. However, the person I went with didn't feel the same way and was pleasantly surprised with how things ended up.

The Rating:
3.5 solid feathers.

Final Verdict:
There's no reason NOT to see this movie if you're a fan of the franchise. It's better than MIB:II and competes with MIB:III for me in the rankings.
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Dark Phoenix - A Sad End to a Great Franchise

6/10/2019

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I'll be honest. I didn't like this movie. I didn't like it so much, I couldn't commit to writing a full, long review since I'd already done a video review. Here's a few words and then watch below!

How did this movie make me feel?
Bored. Sad (for the franchise). Disappointed. Amused (in a bad way).

The Positives
*Blinks*

The Negatives
Apparently, Fox forgot everything they'd said in previous movies (which has been common in this timeline reboot). They created quite a mess that didn't make sense and wasn't emotionally fulfilling. I couldn't wait for it to be over. I went home and watched the original X-Men and X-2 because I loved them.

The Rating
1 feather for Nightcrawler

Final Verdict
Just don't.
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Rocketman - A Snoozefest of Debauchery

6/7/2019

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Rocketman is a film that promises to be a true fantasy - half biopic and half musical, with the mystical right alongside reality. What Rocketman actually provides, however, is a two-hour film that's as confused as its subject once was.

Rocketman's biggest flaw is its inability to commit to either the truth or the fantasy, creating a hodgepodge that's hard to follow and even harder to love.

How did this movie make me feel?
It didn't. For a movie that's supposed to be all about feeling, art, and the struggle of one man's life...I felt nothing. The only two moments I started to feel was Bernie Taupin's rendition of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and the final scene. Most of the time, I couldn't care less.

The Positive:
Despite its struggle to find a place, a lot of the artistic direction Dexter Fletcher utilized for this film was unique, bold, and often beautiful. If the story had matched, this might have been a film worth watching.

The acting - No one can deny that Taron Eggerton can act and for the most part this movie is no exception. He commits to his role and makes it his own (as requested by Elton John himself). 
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However, it's Jamie Bell who stole the entire show for me, making me wish he was in more of the movie than the small part he played. Bell captured Taupin's love for John, his struggle with what fame was doing to their lives and friendship, and his sweet commitment to the duo's magical pairing. I loved every minute of Bell's portrayal. Too bad that amounted to maybe 30 minutes. 

The Negative:
The story - I never knew WHEN I was, which felt disorienting and jolting whenever the story shifted gears to wherever it decided to go next. Unlike biopics that came before it, Rocketman never gives you a place to land, jumping between decades without so much as a newspaper article to orient the viewer. Not only that, but as a story that is neither 100% truth nor 100% fantasy, it was difficult to be interested in what was going on around the central character.

John's life, which is sordid, crazy, and the kind of story that should be exciting and incredible to watch, gets lost amid the fantastical musical that takes place around him. The musical elements were occasionally more fun, and I can't help but wonder if they should have committed to a more Across the Universe with Elton John music style as opposed to attempting both sides of the fence. The elements of John's life that they decided to hit felt dropped in like a giant stop sign in what had seconds before been a bee-bopping dance number. This start/stop battle between the truth and the fantasy left me whiplashed and discontent.

Finally, when it comes to story, I found issue with the telling of what happens in John's life. As opposed to biopics who came before it, Elton John is very much alive and well, a producer for the film. He has a hand in how his story is told, and while he doesn't hold back on the debauchery (sensitive viewers be warned, there are a few more graphic scenes that are less about sex or nudity than they are about depicting the aforementioned in an attempted artistic style), his story seems one-sided.
I don't know Elton John's upbringing, and perhaps his family really was as horrible and unloving as the movie attempts to portray, but there are a few inconsistencies with the characters that make it difficult for me to sympathize or accept the presented story as fact. His mother, for instance, is shown as someone who openly is hateful to him, yet at a time of distress, is shown worrying for her son (maybe just a misdirection by Dexter Fletcher to Bryce Dallas Howard?). 
More so, nothing ever seems to be John's fault. Throughout the movie, he makes decision after decision that affects his life in a negative way, but it's always because someone else is the villain. He plays victim time and time again, and if it weren't for the final scene, I would have written this movie off as a no-feather travesty that's blind to its own faults.

The direction - As I said before, there's no sense of time, which I blame on the director. More than that, while some of the interludes between time jumps are incredibly creative, they came in a way that felt confusing or disorienting until after the fact. I'm left thinking "Wow, that was clever" but in the moment, I pulled out of the story and couldn't find my footing. A true artist manages to pull off the clever without taking the viewer out of the moment.
For each clever moment, there was also a laugh-worthy moment (I'm looking at you, final piece of the "Rocketman" sequence). There's something about seeing Taron Eggerton's butt jiggle as he's rocketed off into space that just doesn't convey a serious moment for me...
The hardest part for the music, to me, was the way a song would be cut off at the wrong moment, times that were meant to be pivotal to the story ("Crocodile Rock" early on in the film, for example), but stopped my enjoyment dead at the wrong moment of the song*. They also added "Pinball Wizard" a song by The Who, without explaining any sort of significance. It wasn't until I looked after the fact that I found out John sang it for the movie Tommy, a movie I and most moviegoers won't have seen and will have no reference for (and no reference is made, as it's another time-moving montage piece). 
Furthermore, the biography felt rushed. Am I to believe Elton John wrote the music to "Your Song" upon the first reading of Taupin's lyrics? No struggle? Just suddenly there?

Dexter Fletcher couldn't commit. He couldn't be consistent. I blame most of what's wrong with this movie on his inability to decide if he wanted something fantastical (the musical, all cast dancing/singing, fantasy elements) or something biographical (Elton writing the music, his life, his struggles). 

The Rating:
2 feathers (for Bernie Taupin's portrayal and the artistic nature)

Final Verdict:
Skip Rocketman (especially if you were planning to go with your son/daughter mother/father). If you really want to see it, wait for streaming.


* A friend who doesn't know Elton John music enjoyed the movie more than her husband and I, who are familiar with his songs. For us, it felt like what we loved was being truncated, but for her, the artistic styling of the songs meant nothing other than what was happening in the scene.

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Aladdin - A Whole World of Fun

5/24/2019

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It's risky to remake a classic, but Disney keeps on dipping their toes into the realm of their classic wonders for the sake of live action.

Sometimes this works (Cinderella, The Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast) and sometimes it doesn't (Dumbo and Maleficent). 

Critics will tell you Disney has failed yet again. They'll whine about...well, I'm not really sure why they're whining.

Aladdin currently has a low score on Rotten Tomatoes for critics, but the audience score is only soaring higher. As has been proven thousands of times before, the masses don't agree with the critics. 

How did this movie make me feel?
So good. I can't even describe the smile on my face as the credits rolled. The friend I went with and I both had such a fantastic time. It truly was reliving childhood, and I loved every minute of it.

The Positives:
​There's so much to love. 
The music, the dancing, the acting, the fun, the heart. It's all there.
The story - we all know Aladdin, and while there will be a few surprises along the way, this story stays true to the original. What it does best is expand on the original in regards to Jasmine. Already one of the strongest Disney princesses with a defiance toward being treated as a side-character, Jasmine has long been a feminist icon. Disney charges forward, giving Jasmine (played by the incredible Naomi Scott) more screen time, more music, and more chances to rebel against the man.
Jasmine is the best part of this movie, but she isn't alone. Aladdin, Genie, Carpet, Abu, and all the rest are along for the ride, and the story had a few minor twists and turns to keep things fresh.

The acting - Naomi Scott is queen of the screen, but Mena Massoud is another up-and-comer who cannot be ignored. His turn as Aladdin is charming, delightful, and has just enough of a rough edge to make him real. Together, Massoud and Scott are dazzling on the screen as the young couple.
Will Smith may have seemed controversial to some as Guy Richie's choice for The Genie, but he does a fantastic job honoring Robin Williams and creating something all his own. 
Marwan Kenzari has been called "Hot Jafar," and I wondered how he'd work on the screen as the maniacal, unhinged, evil Jafar. After all, can someone so lovely really play someone so dark?
The answer is yes. Yes he can. Kenzari brings a craziness to Jafar that defies his good looks and brings the same squirm-ish sense of "no" that we got from the original. 

The feels - this movie isn't perfect. It isn't the greatest movie ever made. But it DID make me feel great. It gave me childhood and adulthood rolled in one, and I think it's perfect for everyone in the family.

The directing - the music, dancing, color and life were fantastic. Choosing to use a cast of people of color who fit the world Agrabah lives in was brilliant. I loved the casting choices and shots Richie chose to use...for the most part.

The Negatives:
No movie is perfect (though plenty come close).

The acting - I really wasn't sure what to do with the handmaiden Dahlia, played by the hilarious Nasim Pedrad. When she was on point, it was hilarious, but getting used to her strange way of talking took me a few scenes.

The story - I love they they honored the original so well in all ways except one: the second wish.  I'm fine with how it was done - it was even updated and improved upon. Yet I wish they'd gone a different way. I wish (hah) that they'd made a different choice simply to freshen up the plot. There are so many wishes that can be made, but that one, I think, could have changed.

The directing - I have a love/hate relationship with Guy Richie. He's done some incredible things (Man from U.N.C.L.E.) and some boring things (King Arthur: Legend of the Sword). Unfortunately, there are a few scenes in Aladdin that aren't quite there, and it's because of a choice Richie made in filming these scenes. These scenes, I'd bet my hat, were sped up in post, and it feels just a *smidgen* forced. It's the little movements we make in real time that make these moments glaring for the trained eye, but, in the end, I don't think most will notice.

The Rating:
4 solid, strong feathers (4.5 even).

Final Verdict:
Don't you know? Go see Aladdin! In fact, take me with you.
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Detective Pikachu

5/14/2019

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As a child of the 90's, the word Pokemon has been a part of my vocabulary for decades.
Not only that, but Ryan Reynolds has been a part of every era of movies I've been watching. 
That meant I had to see Detective Pikachu, the new film combining these two things in one potentially adorable and action packed ride.
Twenty-one-year-old Tim finds out his father has died in a suspicious and fiery crash, and only a Pikachu partner can help solve the mystery.

How did this movie make me feel?
I'm not sure what I expected walking in - something funny, child-friendly, and heartwarming.  What I got was...close. I walked out of this movie glad I'd seen it, but I also forgot about it a few hours later.
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The Positives:
I wasn't a huge Pokemon fan - I had the Gameboy Blue game, but I never got into the cards. Because of this, I didn't know a lot of the names of the pokemon. This never seemed to be a problem, and I had a great time. 

The acting - Ryan Reynolds is always fantastic. There's something about his irreverent humor that goes well with everything. Even as a fluffy, CGI pikachu he's cracking jokes and adorable.  I have to admit that the pokemon were my favorite part of the film, not the humans. Justice Smith won me over eventually with his heart.

The story - Pokemon make things unique. The story isn't technically anything new - a parent dies, the child follows the clues to solve the mystery, all is not as it seems. I've been watching a lot of detective movies lately, so I had the ending pegged pretty early on, but there was still a twist or two I didn't see coming that made it fun. The ending was sweet and touching, and it tugged at all the heart strings.

I wasn't sure if this was for adults or for kids, but I will throw out that Pikachu says a few curse words and adult jokes, so if that makes you uncomfortable for your kids, don't go.
However, if you're comfortable, it's very bright and colorful - kids will love how fun it is.
There are also a few scary Pokemon, but unless you have a very sensitive kiddo, you should be fine.

The Negatives:
The acting - Lucy. Wow. I don't even know how to begin. I'm not sure if her character was just poorly written, if the director rushed a few of her earlier scenes, or what, but I was instantly antagonized by Lucy's character. She rubbed me the wrong way in all manners. She felt forced, silly, and shallow. I didn't see Tim's attraction to her, but I liked her psyduck.

The story - There were a few moments where the story lagged and my mind started to wander. I think they could have tightened it up as opposed to throwing in pointless scenes (and especially Lucy scenes) for the sake of scenes. However, this may go over better with true fans who love everything Pokemon.

The Rating:
2.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
If you love Pokemon, Ryan Reynolds, or silly fun, go see Detective Pikachu. If you're lukewarm on any of these things, wait for Netflix.
If you have kids, be aware that there's cursing and some adult humor coming from Pikachu. While the jokes will go over your kids' heads, the cursing likely won't. If you're sensitive to that, you've been warned.
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Endgame is Here

4/26/2019

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It's difficult to review a movie you're not allowed to talk about. It feels a bit like Fight Club. I saw this movie twice within 24 hours, so now I feel ready to talk.

What I can tell you, I will. I have no intentions of spoiling anything, but read with caution *just in case* you think knowing how the acting or directing is can spoil a movie for you.

How did this movie make me feel?
I felt so much watching Endgame. It truly was emotional completion for a lot of stories I've devoted myself to since 2008 (and before). 

Watching Endgame play out, I cried at least seven times, and all for different reasons. Sometimes I was sad, sometimes happy, and on occasion - moved to tears.

This movie is unlike anything I've seen from the Fantasy genre since Lord of the Rings Return of the King ended and I wondered what I'd do next with my life.

The biggest problem with the superhero genre is that everything becomes predictable. No matter how much I enjoy the ride, I know how the ride will end.

With Endgame, I had no idea.
Zip. Zero. Nada.
The Positives:
So many things, and without spoiling anything, let's talk about them.
The acting - on my second viewing, I was able to pick up (in a technical sense, and because I was looking for it), where the actors may not have been filmed together. So much of Endgame was a secret, that many scenes were filmed with characters in front of green screens, not even knowing who they're talking to.
That's kind of a big deal.
Especially since you can't tell when it comes to the end result. I knew what to look for, and so I could spot moments that were likely filmed separate, but on my first viewing (and even on my second), I didn't care. The acting is phenomenal. They did their job - they made me feel what they were feeling.
I want to give a special shout out to Scarlett Johanssen. She's never been my favorite actress, mainly for the parts she plays, but she had me in her grip every scene she starred in. In the end, her performance was one of - if not the - strongest in the entire film.

The directing - Infinity War had some CGI issues that felt awkward and out of sorts (I'm looking at you, Thanos, Rhodey, and Banner), and actually pulled me from the story. Because of this, I felt a bit nervous on how the Russo brothers would tell their final story.
Happily for me, whatever hiccups there were in Infinity War, they made no appearance in Endgame. This movie outdid its predecessors in scale and ambition when it came to the visual feel, and every single scene shone like diamonds. The Russos pulled out all the stops and gave the greatest work of their careers thus far. I want them to top Endgame, because I want to see more movies that make me in awe of cinema the way they did here.
As I said before, many of the actors were filmed separately from each other, but the way the Russos handled this it's only possible to tell if you know what to look for. Genius.

The story - Obviously I can't actually tell you anything about the story.
What I WILL tell you is that it's compelling, interesting, and well told. As you know, I struggled with the plot holes in Infinity War, and I feared Endgame would follow suit.
It didn't.
No plot holes.
Solid.
Clean.
Beautiful.
I haven't seen a story told this well in this genre in ages. Decades. It hit every spot it needed to. It was funny at the right moments and sad at the right moments. Serious and silly. Somber and action-packed. It does everything it needs to do to be a fulfilling and satisfying end to a 22 movie arc. 

The Negatives:
For 3 hours and 2 minutes long, I expect a lot out of each scene chosen to partake in the final story. I will say there's 1-2 scenes that feel unnecessary. They don't move the story forward. They are gratuitous (and once even acknowledged as so). Yet, for as long as the movie is, I still found myself wishing for five more minutes when it ended. That's a powerful thing.

There are no end credits scene. I REPEAT: there's nothing after initial credits or post credits. 
I don't have a problem with the movie not having them, but I do have a problem with sitting through 25 minutes of trailers, 3 hours of movie, and another 20 minutes of credits only to find out there's nothing there. I'm telling you so that YOU can get up and get your legs moving. You're not missing anything. (Except a weird tinking noise like a blacksmith at work.)

The Rating:
4.9 feathers (those gratuitous scenes lost that .1)

Final Verdict:
If you're any sort of Marvel fan, you're already planning when you're going to see this movie (if you haven't already). If you're not sure where you stand on superhero films, make sure you've seen Civil War and Infinity War before stepping into the theater (or risk being super lost).
Go see it. Just do it.
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The Kid Who Would be King

2/1/2019

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This is a sleeper hit. I think it was poorly advertised in the USA, but it was a major success worldwide (being a British film, I'm not surprised that it did well abroad in its home country).

I talked to so many people after seeing this film and recommending it who said they had no interest. They said it looked "silly" or "dumb" to them.

Well let me tell you.
This one's a hit.

When young Alex discovers Excalibur, his life is forever changed. Morgana is awakened, ready to take over the world, and it's up to Alex and his friends to stop her. Merlin comes to Alex's aid...though sometimes his help is questionable at best.

How did this movie make me feel?
I felt all the good things you're supposed to feel in a movie like this. It's an action movie, a movie for kids, and an incredible story. I loved every minute of it.

The Positives:
​The acting - Each of the child actors were spot on, especially Alex (Louis Serkis - yes, as in Andy Serkis) and Merlin (Angus Imrie). I shouldn't be surprised by Alex, since his father is a legend in his own right, but dang does this kid have skill.
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The whole point of acting is to make your audience believe you - your words, your emotions, your plight.  I believed everything that came out of Alex's mouth as he accepted the mantle he'd been given. Just as compelling was Merlin - a teenager on the outside with an old man on the inside. Imrie played Merlin to a T, convincing as both old man and boy, and quirky as all get out.

Though these two shone brightest, their accompanying troupe of young actors left nothing wanting (if Lancelot and Kay were a bit on the wooden side once or twice, it was forgiven).

The directing - I loved the scenery, the cinematography, and the CGI. Nothing felt fake, and the stakes remained high throughout the film.  Joe Cornish presented a world I wanted to be part of.

The story - King Arthur isn't just any old legend you can toss up on the screen. It's a British child's rite of passage. Everyone knows the story of King Arthurt - even in the States.  Taking on a new and fresh telling had to be compelling, intriguing, action-filled, fast-paced, exciting, and daring.

The Kid Who Would Be King hit all the marks. 

I loved being taken for a ride as Alex takes his noble character and broadens it, emboldening himself and his friends while making his enemies join his cause. I loved Alex. I rooted for him Bedivere as they strove to accomplish their task. It's a movie I will repeat watch with not a hint of guilt.

The Negatives:
It was over too quickly. There were some scenes that were surprisingly violent. In the UK I'm sure no one bats an eye, but in the USA, everyone spends so much time shielding their children from EVERYTHING that I think it might go too far for some parents.

The Rating:
4 solid feathers. Maybe even 4.5

Final Verdict:
Why are you still reading this? Go get your King on!
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