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If you love movies - whether at the theater or at home on the couch - I want to help you find the right film for you.

Endgame is Here

4/26/2019

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It's difficult to review a movie you're not allowed to talk about. It feels a bit like Fight Club. I saw this movie twice within 24 hours, so now I feel ready to talk.

What I can tell you, I will. I have no intentions of spoiling anything, but read with caution *just in case* you think knowing how the acting or directing is can spoil a movie for you.

How did this movie make me feel?
I felt so much watching Endgame. It truly was emotional completion for a lot of stories I've devoted myself to since 2008 (and before). 

Watching Endgame play out, I cried at least seven times, and all for different reasons. Sometimes I was sad, sometimes happy, and on occasion - moved to tears.

This movie is unlike anything I've seen from the Fantasy genre since Lord of the Rings Return of the King ended and I wondered what I'd do next with my life.

The biggest problem with the superhero genre is that everything becomes predictable. No matter how much I enjoy the ride, I know how the ride will end.

With Endgame, I had no idea.
Zip. Zero. Nada.
The Positives:
So many things, and without spoiling anything, let's talk about them.
The acting - on my second viewing, I was able to pick up (in a technical sense, and because I was looking for it), where the actors may not have been filmed together. So much of Endgame was a secret, that many scenes were filmed with characters in front of green screens, not even knowing who they're talking to.
That's kind of a big deal.
Especially since you can't tell when it comes to the end result. I knew what to look for, and so I could spot moments that were likely filmed separate, but on my first viewing (and even on my second), I didn't care. The acting is phenomenal. They did their job - they made me feel what they were feeling.
I want to give a special shout out to Scarlett Johanssen. She's never been my favorite actress, mainly for the parts she plays, but she had me in her grip every scene she starred in. In the end, her performance was one of - if not the - strongest in the entire film.

The directing - Infinity War had some CGI issues that felt awkward and out of sorts (I'm looking at you, Thanos, Rhodey, and Banner), and actually pulled me from the story. Because of this, I felt a bit nervous on how the Russo brothers would tell their final story.
Happily for me, whatever hiccups there were in Infinity War, they made no appearance in Endgame. This movie outdid its predecessors in scale and ambition when it came to the visual feel, and every single scene shone like diamonds. The Russos pulled out all the stops and gave the greatest work of their careers thus far. I want them to top Endgame, because I want to see more movies that make me in awe of cinema the way they did here.
As I said before, many of the actors were filmed separately from each other, but the way the Russos handled this it's only possible to tell if you know what to look for. Genius.

The story - Obviously I can't actually tell you anything about the story.
What I WILL tell you is that it's compelling, interesting, and well told. As you know, I struggled with the plot holes in Infinity War, and I feared Endgame would follow suit.
It didn't.
No plot holes.
Solid.
Clean.
Beautiful.
I haven't seen a story told this well in this genre in ages. Decades. It hit every spot it needed to. It was funny at the right moments and sad at the right moments. Serious and silly. Somber and action-packed. It does everything it needs to do to be a fulfilling and satisfying end to a 22 movie arc. 

The Negatives:
For 3 hours and 2 minutes long, I expect a lot out of each scene chosen to partake in the final story. I will say there's 1-2 scenes that feel unnecessary. They don't move the story forward. They are gratuitous (and once even acknowledged as so). Yet, for as long as the movie is, I still found myself wishing for five more minutes when it ended. That's a powerful thing.

There are no end credits scene. I REPEAT: there's nothing after initial credits or post credits. 
I don't have a problem with the movie not having them, but I do have a problem with sitting through 25 minutes of trailers, 3 hours of movie, and another 20 minutes of credits only to find out there's nothing there. I'm telling you so that YOU can get up and get your legs moving. You're not missing anything. (Except a weird tinking noise like a blacksmith at work.)

The Rating:
4.9 feathers (those gratuitous scenes lost that .1)

Final Verdict:
If you're any sort of Marvel fan, you're already planning when you're going to see this movie (if you haven't already). If you're not sure where you stand on superhero films, make sure you've seen Civil War and Infinity War before stepping into the theater (or risk being super lost).
Go see it. Just do it.
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Missing Link is Worth Missing...

4/22/2019

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In many ways, stop-motion animation is a lost art. In the days of CGI and constantly advancing technology, not everyone has the time for the painstaking work of stop motion.

However, as brilliant and beautiful as this can be, it's not enough to take the time to film a stop motion animated movie if you aren't willing to also develop a strong story.

Enter Mr. Link - a Sasquatch from Washington who just wants to find where he belongs. Helped by the selfish, self-seeking Frost (Hugh Jackman) and widowed firecracker Adelina, Mr. Link travels all across the globe to solve the mystery of his own heart.

While the animation is truly beautiful, the sets stunning, and the stop motion a treat...that's where the positives of Missing Link end.

Boredom feels like an understatement for what the first two-thirds of this movie chalked up to be. I considered walking out, but decided against it, hoping the end would make up for its dismal beginning...and middle. 

While the final 20ish minutes were more heartwarming and interesting than all that preceded it, it wasn't enough to make up for the time wasted getting there.​
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In the end, I think Missing Link's biggest dilemma arrived in that it didn't know what it wanted to be. Stop motion animation isn't limited to children-only storytelling, as presented to us by Wes Anderson and others like him. However, in a movie that had only children's movies advertised in the trailers, Missing Link straddled the line between genres.

The physical comedy served the children in the audience, as did Mr. Link's innocence. However, the dialogue (almost every written joke) aimed for the adults. The end result was a clash of inappropriate or juvenile attempts at humor that almost always fell flat. I saw this film in a theater full of children, and rarely did any of us laugh.

Positives:
  • Stop motion animation
  • Talented voice cast (especially Emma Thompson)

Negatives:
  • Unclear genre 
  • Boring story line
  • Shallow plot
  • Unlikable lead characters
  • Inappropriate dialogue for age group

Rating:
1.5 feathers

Verdict:
If you're dying to see this movie - wait for free streaming.

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Shazam!

4/4/2019

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"Say my name and receive my power."

​An offer given only to the worthy...that is, until Billy Batson comes on the screen.

After a series of spoilery events, Billy Batson - a troubled youth with questionable actions (though potentially positive motives) - turns into Shazam, an adult superhero with all sorts of awesome powers.

DC movies have been in a funk since The Dark Knight Rises, with a slow and sometimes unsteady incline toward getting their sea legs (get it? Aquaman?) when it comes to the new world of comic movies.

Shazam! is a step in the right direction.


With so many laughs, I almost thought I was at a Marvel movie. DC, the darker of the superhero genres, didn't let me laugh for too long before reminding me that they love nothing more than to crush the hearts of those watching.

There were dark moments, to be sure, especially in our first introduction to the Seven Deadly Sins. These monsters (demons?) were creepy, and maybe not for the sensitive youngsters out there. 

The positive:
Shazam's shining moments were found in its underlying theme of family. Billy is sent to a group home, and the foster parents love their kids with grace and sincerity. No matter what Billy throws at them, they're ready with open arms. So often in teen-focused movies these days we're presented with parents that are either absent, stupid, or uncaring. It's refreshing to see two individuals involved, in love, and devoted to their kids.

With the strongest, and most unique, story to come out of DC in ages, Shazam! is worth seeing. It's solid narrative, humor, fun, and action all rolled together.

The negative:
The problem with Shazam! is it didn't stand up to afterthought. You know, that time after a movie where you replay scenes and story in your mind, think about what you watched, and draw conclusions.

Shazam! ran against a deadly sin in the world of movies.

The villain, Dr. Sivana, is nowhere near as terrifying as those who give him his power, but those who gave him his powers don't live up to their frightening introduction.

Despite presenting the Sins as horrific, violent monsters in an early, traumatizing (in a good way) scene, they never again rise to the occasion. There comes a point where I should be worried/frightened/concerned/anxious for the heroes, but I can't.

I never felt afraid.
I never felt the stakes were high enough to really care.

I enjoyed almost every minute of Shazam!, and I highly recommend seeing it. However, I still hope that DC continues to improve and doesn't rest on their success to coast into the future.

Personally, I feel DC is in an adolescent stage, and I look forward to seeing what they do in adulthood.

Rating:
Initial viewing: 4 feathers
Afterthought review: 3.5 feathers

Final verdict:
If you love superhero movies - and especially if you're a DC fan - go see Shazam! 
It's worth it.
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Us

3/31/2019

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Jordan Peele is at it again with his newest thriller Us.

​This is one of those "see it to believe it" films. The kind that makes you think. The one that haunts you for days while you mull over every detail, drawing your own conclusions.

I've heard it said that Jordan Peele is the next Alfred Hitchcock, and as a Hitchcock enthusiast, I see why.

Peele has a knack for keeping you on edge, worrying about the lead character, not able to look away. His movies are more thriller than horror, in my opinion, but I love them all the more for it.

There's something to not knowing. Not knowing what will happen next, how it will end. 
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The Positive:
The acting - all four of the main actors AND the supporting cast were phenomenal. I love Winston Duke and Lupita Nyong'o, and they're fantastic in their dual roles. The child actors were in a class above. I'm keeping it brief so I don't write five thousand words on them alone.

The directing - I love what Jordan Peele is doing. I want to see it all.

Us had me a little less in suspense than Get Out, but I didn't enjoy it. In fact, after seeing Us twice in theaters, I'd go as far as to say it has a stronger re-watchability than it's predecessor, even if it doesn't pack quite as thrilling of a punch.

This movie made me feel...
Afraid.
Tense.
Excited.
Worried.

I laughed. I jumped. I loved every minute of it. Even when I thought about it afterward, and there were questions buzzing around in my brain, I loved trying to answer them.

The negative:
I have to wait who knows how long for the next Jordan Peele movie.

The Rating:
4.7 feathers

Final Verdict:
Go see Us. Just do it. You'll thank me later.


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Dumbo is a Big No

3/29/2019

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Don't waste your time on this remake of a classic. 

After initially reviewing this movie, I recieved this question:
"So Tim Burton isn't back?"

The sad answer is no. No he is not. Tim Burton seemed to leave his unique brand of storytelling in the 90s, following one bad live action remake after another: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland, and now...Dumbo.

Dumbo isn't a movie I feel anyone should remake. The original was depressing. I watched it maybe twice as a kid. What I remember is mainly the alcohol induced scary dancing bubble elephants.

And I'm not alone.
The Positive:
​You know I want to be positive about movies, but this is one trash fire I can't find a positive spin for.

The Negative:

Where do I begin? So much wrong.

The acting - this is a difficult one to discuss. There are three fantastic actors in this film who tried their hardest, but couldn't make the coal shine like a diamond.

Michael Keaton is one of my favorites, and it hurt to watch him try so hard with what little he was given. You could almost see it in his face as his over-the-top character played out on the screen. "I'm doing what I'm told." We know Michael. We know.

Danny DeVito, a long-time comedic king, seemed sad. He wandered through this movie like a man depressed. He'd signed the contract, and now he has to pay for his choices. His actions were half-hearted, and it broke mine.

Colin Farrell has had his rough patches. There are plenty of movies that have made me question his professional abilities, but none so much as Dumbo. He's a soldier who's experienced loss, a widower mourning his wife's death, and a father of two children he doesn't know.  But none of this comes across. He ambles about, grumping and excusing until a poorly-accented French woman gets into his heart - goodbye dead wife.

Joe and Milly Farrier are two young children who lost their mother, yet the acting never signifies this. Joe is wooden, with lines repeated as though hand fed. He's adorable, but he can't carry the weight of his character.

Milly, meant to be the sad, heart-broken scientist in a world where women are for show doesn't come across as the strong message they intended. While Nico Parker has promising future talent, her character comes across as surly, sour, and anything but mourning. When she isn't sulking, she's blank, and I blame all of this on...

The directing - Tim Burton struggled. The editing was all over the place. Camera shots were out of focus or focused on the wrong characters. Scenery and CGI felt cartoony and silly. It wasn't right. This movie could have been heartwarming, but instead it left me cold.

The story - The greatest sin this movie committed was in the story. 
Dumbo's origin back in the 1940s was rife with things that won't fly in today's world. From a child (elephant) getting drunk to racist references, Dumbo had issues from the start. One way to cut these issues out from the get go was to take away the animals anthropomorphism. 

The animals don't talk - that's what the humans are for. Goodbye Timothy Q. Mouse, Dumbo's best friend. Hello sour and wooden children - two plot spewers to make sure the audience knows what's going on.

Despite no animal having a voice or a human-like characteristic, Dumbo is treated as though he understands every word of English. Dumbo is the only animal treated this way, spoken to as though he might answer back, and presented with problems to see his thoughts on the solution. The result is confusing and awkward.

Early on, the children - especially little girl Milly - apparently bond with baby Dumbo. They teach him to fly with a feather, and Milly shares the meaning of her necklace - the last gift her dead mother ever gave her. But the adults all around them treat them like they're stupid or in the way - even their own father.

Not to mention how they treat the poor baby elephant. I know animal cruelty was a part of history, but the way the HEROES of this story treated Dumbo made me want to climb into the scene and start breaking faces. 
They endanger him, push him to do things he doesn't want to do, all while treating him as though he has a voice in the matter.

Dumbo (1941), everyone can agree, was sad. Even with a happy ending, it was hard to watch a tiny little cartoon elephant go through so much trauma. 2019 isn't any easier. A slightly more realistic (and insanely adorable) elephant watches with giant, tear-filled blue eyes as the world conspires against him. I'm not a fan of animal cruelty, but that's essentially all this movie is.

After plodding along for two hours, dragging the viewer with it, Dumbo reaches its climax. That super special necklace? The one Milly's mother gave her - the very LAST THING SHE GAVE HER? Milly throws it aside to prove some foggy point to the elephant, who, of course, understands every word. 
Because who needs to keep a precious keepsake from their mother?

All in all, Dumbo has a *happy* ending, but it isn't earned. It's a slog-along trash fest of sadness, not a lick of hope in sight, that tosses a happy ending out despite there being very little logic to it.

The Rating:
1 feather.
I'm being generous.
It's for the cute CGI baby elephant.

Final Verdict:
Don't waste your money on Dumbo. Take your child to anything else. And if you enjoy it...I worry about how you treat your pets.
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Nancy Drew is Back!

3/25/2019

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Confession: I'm an avid reader.
2nd confession: I never read a Nancy Drew book.

I owned about a dozen of them, but my sister liked them, so of course I never could.

However, I love mysteries. There's nothing quite like trying to solve a whodunnit to make my brain go to its happy place.

I didn't hear about Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase until the day it came out. Nobody else did either.

It's quite a shame that this movie didn't have the marketing budget to give it a good shot in theaters, but let me tell you why you should watch it - in whatever format you choose.
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The Positive:
I had so much fun watching Nancy Drew.
Isn't that what we want from a movie? I left smiling, and I know I'll buy it and watch it again.

The acting - Sophia Lillis is incredible. She's sassy, silly, and spunky. Her version of Nancy is nobody's pushover, and she'll take on anyone she thinks needs to be brought down a peg or two.

While her friends weren't quite as strong, they were solid. Especially mean girl Helen.

The story - Despite never reading the book, I pegged the villain pretty early on. However, this didn't take away from enjoying the ride until Nancy figured it out.

The best thing about Nancy Drew was the friendship. It's rare to have a movie focused on young women that isn't also focused on their relationships with boys. Not so with Nancy. Throughout the film, we get to see the push and pull of teenage friendships - creating new ones and testing the limits of old ones. The way these girls work together to solve the problems they face makes this an A+ film for any teen or tween girl looking for positive role models.

I fell into the story. It absorbed me once it got going. 

The scary - It's silly in hindsight, but Nancy Drew successfully creeped me out in one scene. My defenses were lowered, watching a teen mystery. I never felt truly terrified, but one scene did make me jump and remind myself I was in a movie theater with no one sitting behind me, safe as can be.

The Negative:
The beginning tries too hard. In its effort to set 2019's Nancy apart from the Drews of the past, the first five minutes are devoted to showing her skateboarding down the street of her small town, doing stunts when you can't see her face (thank you, stunt double). 

This is followed by Nancy helping her friend get back at an overdone bully, which leads to a spot of trouble for our feisty redhead, and in turn leads to our mystery.

The overacting of some of the side characters can be a bit much, and it takes away from the focus of the mystery. 

The Rating:
3.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
If you love a good mystery, a strong female lead, and a story about friendship, see Nancy Drew today!
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Consider this Dragon Trained

3/22/2019

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Confession: I love to see things end.

Truly, there's nothing more satisfying to me than knowing something has an ending (Sheldon-vibe from Big Bang Theory, anyone?)

I have anticipated the end of one of the best non-Disney animated trilogies for some time, especially because they trailered it to death.

What I got, however, wasn't what I expected.

How did this movie make me feel?
I felt on edge the whole movie, anticipating something worse than what I received. Yet, despite being a bit underwhelming in that area, this movie packed a punch for viewer emotions. It was heartwarming, sad, touching - you know, bittersweet.

Really, in the end, it was perfect.
Following Hiccup and Toothless on their journey is nothing short of special. They created two characters that are lovable, strong, vulnerable, and worthy of our time and attention. Seeing their story end had the little girl in front of me in tears - while her jerk little brother told her not to cry because it was only a movie.

You cry, sweet girl. Your emotions were mine. I cried, too.
There's nothing wrong with feeling the story.

The Positive:
There's so much to say for positivity in this movie
  • Coming of age story handled well
  • Romance treated sweetly, but also real (both for Hiccup and for Toothless)
  • Friendship at the core of the story, the strongest theme
  • Learning how to lead and stand up for what you believe, even when others don't agree
The messages in this movie, as well as the voice acting, the animation, and the fun are all amazing positives.

The story is well told. It isn't as strong as the second movie, but it's equally as strong as the first. While I was a bit disappointed in the unexpected safety net of the third movie after the tragic ending of the second, I loved that everything turned out okay with a happy ending. I didn't love feeling anxious for 3/4 of the movie.

The Negative:
Because the second movie had such a tragic theme, I expected the third to be even more gut-wrenching. I'd been led to believe by the director's words that I was in for loss. That's not what I received, and while I'm glad they kept the family friendly tone of the first movie, my expectations weren't met, which left a halting and less-than-perfect satisfaction.

The Rating:
3.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
See all three. This trilogy is strong narrative, and while the second may be the strongest, the third is the most delightful to watch.
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Captain Marvel is My Hero

3/8/2019

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I love this movie.

I've seen it three times in theaters. THREE!

I'd see it more, but Endgame is coming.

How did this movie make me feel?
Everything. I felt all the things. Mostly, I felt empowered.
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My goal in this review is to express my love for Carol Danvers and all she represents. It's late, I'm tired, and rambling may occur, but in the end I want you to know this:

Captain Marvel made me feel alive.

I felt like they'd made a superhero movie just for me, and I don't think I'm alone.

Carol Danvers, here's a love letter to you.
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The Positive:
The acting - Brie Larson isn't what you'd expect from a superhero. She's 5' 7", has soft features, and her voice is higher and more feminine than ladies chosen in movies past.
That's what makes her so great.
Carol Danvers isn't incredible because she's a tall modelesque woman with a deep sonorous voice.
She's incredible because she isn't.
She's an everyday woman. Someone people like me can relate to. She's not the tallest, the strongest, or the best. She struggles.
And Brie Larson carries it with grace and ease. I believe she is Carol Danvers. Not one minute did I feel she was acting.

As always, Samuel L Jackson soars, and the rest of the supporting cast is amazing.
Most importantly, Lashana Lynch gives a compelling performance as Carol Danvers' best friend - a regular, everyday single mother who goes toe to toe with crazy aliens without batting an eye.

Don't even get me started on Goose, artfully played by four different orange kitty cats.

The directing - Anna Boden, in partnership with Ryan Fleck, marks a first for a woman director AND writer for a female superhero story. Together with Geneva Robertson Dworet, they crafted a story for women by women. Boden and Fleck work seamlessly for stunning shots, emotional climaxes, and a boppin' 90s playlist. 

The story - 
1. Let's not compare Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel. They're insanely different. Just because they're the only female superhero led films in their respective camps doesn't mean they should be going toe-to-toe.

2. I LOVE CAPTAIN MARVEL SO MUCH!
I don't want to go on and on about this story or give spoilers, but I could. I've seen it multiple times in theaters, and each time it resonates more within me. 

I love that Carol isn't the strongest or the best at the outset. She's limited, emotional, and chastised by her leaders. Stay in line, Carol. Don't act out, Carol.

Despite these orders, her sassy, brassy, fiery self can't help but shine through. If I were to enneagram Carol Danvers, I'd guess she was an eight. 

Carol isn't someone who can be kept down. In fact, a key moment in the movie is just that - Carol being pushed down.
She always gets back up.

It's a great role model for girls everywhere. They'll tell you that you can't. They'll deny your agency. They'll push you down and tell you you're just a girl.
But you get back up.

Just like Carol Danvers.

Captain Marvel is the movie I've been waiting for. The little girl Kelsey couldn't get enough. I know who I'm going to be for Halloween.

This movie has it all - strong female leads, strong POC characters, strong narrative. It's a movie about justice, friendship, and that it's never too late to do the right thing.

The Negative:
Potentially disorienting for anyone who isn't familiar with Ronan, Guardians of the Galaxy, or the Tesseract. 

The Rating:
4.5 feathers

Final Verdict:
I've seen Captain Marvel three times in theaters. What are you waiting for?
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Alita: Failing Angel

2/18/2019

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You know I want to find the positives in every movie. You know I root for them. You know I want them to succeed, and I'll give a great rating to even the silliest of movies if they made me feel something positive.

But I can't do that for Alita: Battle Angel.

I haven't had such a miserable time in a theater in...I can't even remember.

Here's a review that says a lot better than I can.

How did this movie make me feel?
Badly.
I hated it.
I was disappointed, disgusted, and insulted. I haven't seen a movie in recent years that has had me so insulted as a woman as Alita.

Let's chat.

The Positives:
The art in this movie is fantastic. Visually, it was stunning. I don't know that I would feel the same way on a small screen, but in IMAX, it was like the first time I saw Avatar. The story didn't stand up to the visuals there, either, but man...so pretty.

Rosa Salazar, who plays the title character, killed it. The only time I felt anything potentially positive in this movie, it was because of her. The way her emotions translated through the CGI, and with almost no story to work with, is worth noting.
The Negatives:
Heaven help me. The negatives. I don't want to rant and rave for pages, so I'll try to pick out what I hated most. This might become spoilery - you've been warned.
  1. More important than anything else. The reason I will never forgive this movie or allow it to move forward. The reason I hate it with everything in my being...*spoiler?* they kill a puppy.

    For no reason. It serves no purpose. It's meant to be an inciting incident to make Alita who she is, but they could have done that with ANYTHING, and they chose something innocent and sweet.  It disgusts me. It makes me want to have words with the writer and director. I honestly don't respect them. This isn't John Wick. You aren't serving a purpose. That's gratuitous death, and you're wicked.

  2. It's boring. Yawn-worthy. I cringed.

  3. I hated Hugo. More than anything else, I hated Hugo. He's meant to be a love interest, but I've never seen such a cliche, trope-filled, teen angst love interest in a movie that was meant to be an epic sci-fi adventure. If I had to guess, this boy found a book called Twilight, read it, didn't understand it, and proceeded to behave how HE thought a romeo should behave.

    He sucked (not the actor, the character). He was misogynistic. He was a villain. He did horrible, awful things with no guilty conscience until his libido was awakened by someone similar to those he'd assaulted. He was wicked. It's been a long time since I have hated someone in a movie that I was supposed to love this much (happens in books all the time). 

    He's a wannabe Aladdin, but it doesn't pan out. Alita tells him her favorite food is oranges, so he laughs at her and buys her chocolate. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL WOMEN KNOW HOW TO ENJOY FOOD, IS BY EATING CHOCOLATE. Why can't her favorite food be an orange? Why can't the citrus-zest be left well enough alone? No, we have to hit every trope in the history of cliche and give the girl chocolate - because he's such a hero. 

    He's selfish. Everything is about Hugo. Even when he appears to be caring about Alita, he's not. Down to the final minutes on screen, he's doing things for his own good, for his own care. Alita tries again and again to save him, to help him, to love him, but in the end, Hugo is for Hugo.

    SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I've never cheered so hard when a character died. I was so happy, watching him plummet to the lower city. He deserved to die more than any other character in that movie, and I would almost consider seeing the next one just to watch something he isn't in. In fact, I cheered his death the way I cheered some of the most hated villains on Game of Thrones.

  4. The way they treated Alita was an insult to women everywhere. No only is there the chocolate fiasco, but the way they interacted with her. This is a futuristic world, but maybe we've gone backwards in time when it comes to how we interact with females?

  5. The villains. OH THE VILLAINS! It was sad. So sad. They were awkward, clunky, stupid, boring. They were entirely made of machinery, except their faces? I have no idea why they kept the faces. It made them silly. It didn't humanize them, but just made them laughable. Especially when one was so vain all he cared about was his face. Why? What purpose did his face serve? The main villain had a super creepy line "I'd rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven." 

    But he didn't live up to his hype. And the villain above him, saved for future films. We see him for one split second in the end - much like Thanos in the earliest Marvel movies - but he packs little punch, regardless of his star power.

  6. Most of the acting.
    Aside from Rosa Salazar, pretty much everyone on the screen is a bumbling buffoon when it comes to their parts. They aren't believable, likely because of the script they had and the direction they were given. They don't believe it anymore than I do. They have to feel the oozing misogyny bleeding off the page. Whatever it is, it's not good.

  7. It ends on a cliff hanger, which I expected when it dragged on and on to what felt like a climax.

    No joke. This movie is essentially two hours of backstory, finally reaching a moment you might care to watch, and then stopping in a dead halt. 

The Rating:
No rating. I can't give it a feather. It isn't worth one.

Final Verdict:
It's your choice, but I will never tell anyone I know to see Alita: Battle Angel.
The only way I'd see a sequel is if they learn how to handle Alita herself, stop insulting my intelligence, and give Hugo the pink slip.
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Isn't It Hilarious

2/15/2019

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Want to have some fun and watch a light-hearted, feel good movie with your friends?

Look no further than Rebel Wilson's Isn't It Romantic. This movie made me smile from ear to ear, and I saw it twice in theaters - once alone, and once with a friend.

It was better the second time, laughing along with my gal pal.

We're still quoting it.

The Positive:
Isn't it Romantic is funny, endearing, and laugh worthy. If you love romantic comedies, this will poke fun at all your favorite cliches while still warming your heart with it's sweet story.

There's more to it than meets the eye. This story isn't just fluff, but has a meaty moral to the story that I hope everyone finds in their lifetime.
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Because I love my readers, I can't tell you what that moral is. I almost thought they were going to miss it - a real #swanitude moment - but then they swung back around and hit a home run.

Rebel Wilson is a positive female lead, and a rarity amongst Hollywood. In her late 30s, more voluptuous, and with a history of being the sidekick, Rebel isn't what Hollywood generally puts in the Leading Lady category. Yet Rebel owns the role and your affection as the lovable Natalie, an architect with low self-esteem and a sarcastic sense of humor.

We're treated, once again, to Hemsworth humor - this time in the form of younger brother Liam. While not as funny as big brother Chris, he still shines as the American-turned-Australian Blake, a millionaire's son who falls for Natalie in the Romantic Comedy world Natalie wakes up in.

I can't say enough about the musical scene with Rebel and Adam Devine. Whitney Huston would be honored (I think) to see them bopping to one of her best beats.

Plus, the ending has a fun surprise.

The Negative - 
You can't expect Isn't it Romantic to be A Star is Born. It's a chick-flick. Something fun, light, and mindless to soothe you after a hard day. Compare it to its fellows, and you'll have a grand time.

There are a few moments where Isn't it Romantic misses the mark, but it makes up for it with fun, heart, and happiness intentionally soaked in tropes and cliches.

The Rating:
3 feathers

Final Verdict:
Catch Isn't it Romantic for a girls night or with your guys. You'll have a great time.
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